Daaaaddy? Daaaaaad. Can I please have some milk dad? Daaaad, let me out of my cage daaaad.
Ah childhood memories.
Anyway, this morning on my way to work, half asleep, I started to walk into the elevator before checking to see if someone was coming out. Rookie mistake. To my surprise a man walking his massive pitbull was walking out. The dog and I both scared the sweet cheeses out of eachother and I nearly had my little fella gnawed off as a result. Great day so far.
I thought that might be the scariest moment of my day until I watched the trailer for Paranormal Activity. Kinda Blair Witch, home movie type stuff. I watched the trailer and if I had the choice between my little pitbull friend or living in the haunted home shown in the movie, I’d take door #1 everytime.
I find that way more scary than any kind of gore or horror film with people getting hacked to bits. I can understand a person being insane and doing crazy stuff like that. What I can’t understand is haunted mofo’s. Why? Because someone coming at you with an axe can be head faked. A ghost doesn’t fall for head fakes. Ever.
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