Well, the time has come to announce our esteemed medalists of the 2010 POOP THE WORLD Olympic games. These past two weeks were a real emotional roller coaster, filled with ups and downs by frequent flushers from across the globe.
But before our unveil, let me address an issue that had come to our attention during the games. The reset of our Global Leaderboard at the start of this event did not come without its controversy. We received a few letters from some solid poopers who had been wiped from the board after having worked very hard to stay ahead of the pack. We do apologize to those that were disappointed with the reset, and please note that from time to time, we will continue to reset the Leaderboard for other events held throughout the year; “The New York Shitty Marathon”, and the “24 Hour Global Shit Storm” to name a few. Please note that although the Global Leaderboard may change from time to time, your personal iPhone records within the app will continue to be tallied uninterrupted for your own sick and justified pleasure.
Now on to the good stuff! The winners of the 2010 POOP THE WORLD Olympic Games are (drum roll):
Sincerely, Dan with POOP THE WORLD